1. insanebows:

    What

    (Source: memeguy-com, via ridinghi)

     
  2. itseasytoremember:

    insert-awesome-title-here:

    finalellipsis:

    good morning, here’s your newspaper.

    …and a little dance.

    He’s so proud of himself.

    “We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

    (Source: togifs, via love-adamtuttle)

     
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  4. sirskullreed:

    By being just me

    (via destinysembrace-oblivion)

     
  5. destinysembrace-oblivion:

    I’m no medical expert, but I think you’re suffocating. Not drowning.

    (Source: luxvriously)

     
  6. julystorms:

    apostlemage:

    pyramidslayer:

    look what you can buy

    There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

    i’m laughing so hard this is beautiful

    (via gabyvousaime)

     
  7. jayjsupremacy:

    themulattokat:

    drinkingtheflood:

    All my checks will…

    bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

    CRYING

    Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

    (Source: tramampoline, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  8. someonesmiling:

    feeeling-goood:

    Relationship goal level:

    Your goal is to have a partner who doesn’t know your favorite color???

    (Source: harvestingaddictions)

     

  9. my-heaven-has-green-eyes:

    toopaletofunction:

    staythatswhatimeanttosay:

    One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

    with liberty and justice for some 

    that’s it that’s the country

    (via jericho-theprinceofspace)

     

  10. tea-in-the-tardis:

    itshiddlesbaby:

    lasagnelasagne:

    no australian house party is complete without half the people disappearing on a maccas run at about 11pm

    What are maccas

    maccas = mcdonalds

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
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  12. lazyanbu:

    MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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    SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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    AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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    THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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    (Source: straahl-inspo, via destinysembrace-oblivion)